Gotta Love New England

  

Here  is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New   Englanders…

“Forget  Rednecks …….”

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you  assistance
and they don’t work there, you live in New  England .
           
If  you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you live in New  England .

If you’ve  had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong  number,
you live in New  England .
             
If  ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of New York City
for the  weekend, you live in New England .

If you  measure distance in hours,
you live in New  England .
           
If  you know several people who have hit a deer more
than once, you live  in New  England .
            
If  you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the
same day and back  again, you live in New England .
            
If  you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a

raging blizzard  without flinching, you live in New England .
            
If  you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both  unlocked, you live in New England .
             
If  you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how
to use them,  you live in New England .
            
If  you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit, you  live in New  England .
             
If  the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you’re going 80 and
everybody  is
passing you, you live in New England .
            
If  driving is better in the winter because the potholes
are filled with  snow,you live in New England .
            
If  you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road  construction, you live in New England .

If you have more miles on  your snow blower than your car,
you live in New England .
           
If  you find 10 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you live in New England .
             
If  there’s a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England .

If you  think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England .

 

One thought on “Gotta Love New England

  1. Wow, that's almost right on for Nova Scotia.Except we vacation anywhere off the mainland. And instead of Dunkin Donuts, we have Tim Hortons. But other than that, pretty much right one. We must be kissing cousins or something!

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