Like many parents I think I have pretty well behaved kids and would be the first one to remove my children from any public place due to misbehavior.  I was at my hair dresser not to long ago and saw this sign and thought it very appropriate.

Any child left unattended will be given a shot of expresso and sent home with a puppy.

I have to say any parent who leaves their children unattended and expects others to do their job deserves a child high on caffeine and a new found puppy.