Hillary Needs to go!

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Another e-mail I got that absoutely needs to be shared!!

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.  She has waited so  long……….

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,  "How can I best serve my country?"  Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don’t know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears…  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"  Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don’t want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln  appears…  Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

What’s so funny?

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dsc_00015843%20Revised.jpgLooking at this picture you may want to know what is so funny.  Some of you may know that my youngest goes through speech therapy once a week in the birth to three program.  His speech therapist comes to the house every week at 7:30 AM.  She comes to the door with her colored bag of goodies.  She is a wonderful speech therapist that I can’t imagine Peyton learning as much as he has without her.  Both of my children get so excited to let her in when she comes knocking on the door.  She gets right down on the floor to start "playtime."  Little does Peyton know how much he is learning with the games they play.  He has come so far since he started this program.  For more pictures click here.

In this picture Amy was playing a game and he was laughing so hard that his face turned red and he could hardly breath.  It was the uncontrollable laughter that makes your belly jiggle.  There is no drug or therapy that can take the place of a child’s’ contagious laughter.

Best Advice

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Again, I received an e-mail that puts things into perspective. I hope you all enjoy. I will certainly take the advice since I think I have already been infected.

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eleminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.